theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

humansofnewyork:

"I never know how she learns things. I made her a sandwich, and she told me: ‘I don’t want to eat.’ I said, ‘Well, you need to eat.’ Then she said: ‘If I eat, can I can play later?’ And I thought: ‘Did she just bargain with me? How did she learn how to bargain?”"

humansofnewyork:

"I never know how she learns things. I made her a sandwich, and she told me: ‘I don’t want to eat.’ I said, ‘Well, you need to eat.’ Then she said: ‘If I eat, can I can play later?’ And I thought: ‘Did she just bargain with me? How did she learn how to bargain?”"

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?""That guy I killed two years ago.""What happened?""He asked to take my picture."

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?"
"That guy I killed two years ago."
"What happened?"
"He asked to take my picture."

heckboy:

please watch this

Never coming home.
Never coming home.

Fight Club dir. David Fincher (15 October 1999 - USA)

rneerkat:

mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

year-of-the-deanmon:

balthazarthepansexualangel:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

image

HOLY FUCK BEST USE OF GIF EVER

A+ GIF USAGE IM DYING

awwww-cute:

He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots

awwww-cute:

He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots